All About Bryan and Dylan

Mummy: Bryan, do you want to eat apple
Bryan: No no, pu yau pu yau
Mummy: Apple si sen mo lai te? (What is apple ?)
Bryan : Eeeezard
Mummy: Huh? Dessert ah?
Bryan: Eeeezard

Apple is not dessert.

Apple is the lizard. It’s the new pet at his playschool. And though he loves to see it, he is scared to hold it and is scared when his teacher takes it out from it’s aquarium.

And it is the teacher’s tool to get him to stop crying at school - Because Apple loves to go near crying children (muahahaha). And if he cries non-stop, Apple will go to him. That’s what the teacher told him.

A few nights ago, after dinner, he was drawing on his doodle board with his daddy

Bryan: Daddy draw Apple
Daddy: *blur* blur* drew Apple – the fruit!*
Bryan: Pu yau pu yau, wo pu yau apple. Wo yau Apple, EEEZARD, EEEZARD, EEEZARD!!!!
Daddy: *Looks even more blur….*
Mummy: Lizard la! The new pet at school.
Daddy: Aiya say la lizard, eezard pulak. *and drew a lizard*
Bryan: *happy with the lizard drawing* eezard pah pah pah (lizard crawl crawl crawl) *starts moving the doodle board about*

And yesterday to add to the “Apple terror” Bryan watched the DVD Snow White. And he was so scared when the evil step mother gave the apple to Snow White and she fell to her deathly sleep. He was crying, “Pu yau chi apple, Pai Syue Kong Chu pu yau chi apple” (Snow white don’t eat apple). Tell u ah..he was really scared of that scene la, so funny to see him.

So I think Bryan will be staying away from apples for some time. Hmm..gotta try give him apples this weekend and see how…hehe

P/s: One of his school teacher remarked that the lizard should be named Mcdonald or KFC..that will probably keep the school kids from asking for these fast food. Good idea eh!