For some reason, lately Bryan loves having a tummy massage using medicated oil before he goes to sleep. He will tell me, “Mommy, my tummy pain pain. I want ‘fong yu’.”
He would be giggling happily as Dylan and I massage his tummy with the medicated oil. Ya, Dylan loves to pretend to put the oil on his ge-ge’s tummy and helping me to massage. He will ask me to rub my palms together till it is warm and apply it to his tummy.
2 nights ago, he asked me,
Bryan: Mommy, what is Fong Yu in English
Me: Medicated oil
Bryan: No. Fong Yu is Wind Oil
Me: Huh?
Bryan: Fong is Wind right, and Yu is Oil right? So Fong Yu = Wind Oil lo…
Me: LOL
I oblige his massage requests as both him and Dylan seem to enjoy it so much. Besides, after the 2 min massage session, he will happily go to sleep.
#1: After his evening shower
Daddy: Come, let me use the hair dryer to blow your hair.
Bryan: Don’t want hair dryer.
Daddy: Then use what?
Bryan: Use your mouth.
#2: During breakfast of milk + cornflakes + cocopuffs
Bryan: Mommy, I don’t want milk and cornflakes. I want egg.
Mommy: You want egg? Today you eat cornflakes, tomorrow I will cook egg for you.
Bryan: Egg cannot eat one. EIGHT is number.
#3: Dylan
Mommy: Why is Dylan so cute?
Bryan: Because I love him *kisses Dylan on the cheeks*
Mommy: If you don’t love him?
Bryan: Then Dylan will cry. Cry then will look like monkey. Monkey eats banana.
Bryan, You have to know that though daddy don’t say it as often as he should, daddy loves you very much!
Today, he devoted the whole morning & afternoon to making you happy.
It was your quality one-on-one time with daddy.
Daddy wants to eat sushi, but you want to eat McD.
When daddy wanted to look at the Superbike exhibition (which have gorgeous sexy models too), you wanted to go to Toy’r'us (Mommy says, “haha”)
When daddy wanted to look at the Transformers exhibition, you wanted to go to Borders.
When daddy wanna shop for some clothing, you wanted to go to the Jusco Playland (who is just next to the men’s clothing dept).
Both of you spent nearly 4 hours in the mall, doing everything that YOU wanted.
So, don’t you think that daddy spoils loves you?
And daddy loves mommy too, because daddy did all that with you so that mommy can go to a photography workshop and have a good time. 
P/S: You can look forward to bullying having fun with daddy again in 2 weeks time, coz mommy signed up for another workshop…kekekekekeke..
The last time we took the boys to the playground with my camera, I tried to position the boys on the grass to take a photo of them together.
Both boys were barefoot as they were climbing and playing on the slides.
I carried Bryan to the grass first but when I turned around to carry Dylan next, Bryan froze…
He did not like the sensation of his bare feet on the grass.
He froze and dare not move a single step.
Haiyo…Bryan. Just like what your T-shirt says, “GET A GRIP!”
I let Bryan play with the compact camera unattended last weekend,….and these are what I found when I downloaded the photos later
Actually he took A LOT of photos, but most are quite blur. Need to teach him how to keep his hands steady.
I think if I let him play with the camera more often, I may find more amusing photos…
Bryan was coloring using his magic ink set and look what he did to Dylan!
He decided that Dylan need some coloring as well!
Luckily daddy caught him as soon as he started “coloring” Dylan. Otherwise, donno how Dylan will look like. Sommo this is magic ink on the face. It is not easy to get it out without using soap. I was washing dishes in the kitchen at that time.
I heard daddy scolding Bryan.
Daddy: Look what you did to Dylan! I draw on your face also.
Bryan: No, no. Don’t want already
Daddy: Draw your face, let you go to school and let your friends laugh at you.
Bryan. No, no, I don’t want already.
Daddy: You see Di-di’s face. Not handsome already.
Bryan: Not handsome already lo. Must give to Kor-kor (daddy’s sister) liao lo.
You see la this Ger-ger. Draw the Di-di’s face and then now want to give him away sommo coz he is “not handsome” anymore. We always joked that kor-kor loves didi very much and if he doesn’t treat his didi well, then kor-kor will come to take didi away. Bryan would always cry and say no when we threaten that kor-kor will come.
For the record, Bryan also drew all over his body and hands…especially his hands. He kept running to me in the kitchen and showed me how dirty his hands were and that he NEED to wash his hands liao. You think he really want to wash hand meh? He wants to play water ah!
Bryan sees the things we do for Dylan and he wants to do the same too.
He wants to wear diaper.
He wants to wear a bib
And he wants to poo poo & wee wee into the potty.
That’s not all. He wants to apply diaper cream. He wants to play with the baby rattles. He wants to crawl like his didi.
He thinks he’s cute. But I think sometimes, he really is.
P/S: Usually we let him do what he wants just to satisfy him. After he gets what he wants, usually he doesn’t ask for it again. And I don’t know where he learn to post for photo liddat.
These are the chefs from the famous Japanese Iron Chef TV show.
And this is our very own baby iron chef
Bryan, Funny moments | Shooi | 
December 22, 2009 4:06 pm | 
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